"Right now I am offering my services to you, my lovely friends. Nothing dirty, folks. I will make YOU your very own piece of art, for a measly twenty dollars. Uniformly, every drawing/painting will be 5x7 inches, on white or colored paper, unframed. But my lovelies, you get to request a theme from my usual deck of cards, or make a very special request that I will try to accommodate, if possible. No shipping costs, just twenty little dollars. Who doesn't like that?"
You can view a gallery of her recent works on her Flickr page. If you're interested in purchasing a piece you can do so on her blog, rellohlson.blogspot.com.
[Full disclosure: I'm dating Rell. We have a "domestic partnership," which is secular heathen-speak for living in sin.]